What did they call John at the beginning of high -school?
Bathroom Bomber
What do John and Lorraine want to be when they grow up?
John--Actor
Lorraine--Writer
What is John's older brother's name?
Kenneth
What did Mr. Pignati buy John at the zoo?
2 cotton candies on a stick
What name does John get mad at Norton for calling Lorraine?
Screech owl
How did John and Lorraine meet?
On the bus when John started laughing and she thought he was laughing at her.
Where did they meet for the telephone marathon?
Dennis's
Who did John blame things on?
Ghost Aunt Ahra
His Peas
What club did Lorraine pretend to be in?
Latin
What was the High-School called?
Franklin High
Angelo
Where is Tony's Market?
the corner of victory Boulevard Ad Cebra Avenue
What delicacies did Lorraine eat at Mr. Pignati's house?
scungilli
What show was the Pigman watching when he said his wife was dead?
Hurrah for Hollywood
How many bombs did John set off before he didn't feel like doing it anymore?
23
What is the English teacher's name?
Miss King
What did the very first pig Mr. Pignati got for his wife look like?
A large white pig with an ugly smile on its face.
What size stocking did the worker tell Lorraine to get?
no more than a 7 1/2
What was Lorraine's dad wearing in the picture of him?
A football uniform
"If______ smokes why can't I?"
Freud
What are Norton's eyes like?
mean mouse
What were the 10 things that Mr. Pignati had to memorize?
Girl, Couch, Boy, eye, chair, dog, bird, stop sign, cockroach, lighthouse
How did the Land Ladies husband die?
While he was under gas in the dentists chair
What did Lorraine tell her mother she was doing to get money for her stockings?
She said that she walked to school instead of riding the bus and skipped lunch