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100

This character frequently joined Dat Jose on his many adventures, and is canonically the tallest of Dat Jose's companions.

Who is Briansaurus?

100

These are the first three cryptic words displayed on the death screen for "Cruelty Squad".

What is "Divine Light Severed"?

100

Despite being featured previously on the Ellen show, this youtuber's most famous quote is still somehow "AIDS".

Who is Rich Evans?

100

In the famous large budget parody film "The Last Jedi", this was the color of the disgusting milk Luke drank on his depression island.

What is green?

100

These are the two villains of the longtime "worst" Indiana Jones movie - while there were still only 3 movies, of course.

Who are Mola Ram and Chattar Lal?

200

This Dat Jose character was frequently eaten by another cast member before the story finished.

Who is #blaz?

200

This is the name of the lilting theme song that notably first plays during the Character Creation screen of Baldurs Gate 3. 

What is "Down by the River"?

200

This Canadian streamer is often compared to that OTHER Canadian streamer, much to their chagrin.

Who is Northernlion OR Who is Joseph Anderson?

200

In a fight between R2-D2 and Data, this participant would be the clear winner.

Who is Data?

200

This was the the most personally insulting title you could assign yourself in the classic RPG "Fable".

What is "Arseface"?

300

This is the brief but common catchphrase of Dat Jose's most constant companion throughout his adventures.

What is "meow"?

300

In Disco Elysium, this was the full name and title of the game's unflappable deuteragonist. 

Who is Detective Kim Kitsuragi?

300

Filmmakers from this country were unexpectedly inspired by "Space Cop" before going on to create their own film, "Who Killed Captain Alex?"

What is Uganda?

300

This was the name of the chief security officer killed by an odd alien in the very first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Who is Tasha Yar?

300

This was the name of the odd alien that killed the chief security officer in the very first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Who is Armus?

400

This is the unlikely vehicle of a certain Doctor who frequently aided Dat Jose, including its brand and make.

What is an Ikea Cedar Wardrobe?

400

This new piece of evidence has tied Detective York Morgan's prior investigations to the new murders taking place in Deadly Premonition. 

What are red seeds?

400

This political YouTuber and streamer was strangely mentioned often during the recent New York City Mayoral campaign.

Who is Hasan Piker?

400

This was Emperor Palpatine's response to Luke's accusation: "Your Overconfidence is your weakness."

What is "Your faith in your friends is yours."

400

This name is initially suggested, but then rejected, for the initial protagonist of the web series "Homestuck".

What is "Zoosmell Pooplord"?

500

This real life crime syndicate featured prominently in many Dat Jose stories due to one character's apparent ties to the organization.

Who are the Triads?

500

This is the subordinate title coming after the colon for the game "Ogre Battle 64: ____"


What is "Person of Lordly Caliber"?

500

This guest star and comedian vowed to never appear on another episode of Redlettermedia's "Best of the Worst" after viewing three of the worst film's they'd ever seen.

Who is Patton Oswalt?
500

Everyone knows Captain Picard played a little flute, but this was the name of his special weird little alien statue that came from a millennia-dead civilization.

What is the Kurlan Naiskos?

500

This is the track name of any song from Bomberman Hero. Any one of them. 

Hint: They are all one word titles.

What is Redial OR Beak OR Milky OR Zip OR Landlord OR Spiral OR Tripod OR Mimesis OR Wok OR Fatidic OR Realtor OR Dessert OR Cell OR Oropharynx OR Monogenic OR Phone OR Supplement?

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