What’s something adults always say you should start doing, but nobody actually wants to?
Budgeting
What should you NOT say in an interview?
I hate Tuesdays” or “I just really need this job.”
What do you call the magical machine that washes your dishes for you?
Dishwasher
Which singer is known as “Benito”?
Bad Bunny
True or False: Putting rice in your phone fixes water damage.
False — it usually doesn’t help and can make it worse.
How much should you tip your DoorDash driver?
Around 15–20%, or at least $3–$5.
True or False: It’s okay to list your dog as a reference.
False (unless your dog is your emotional support manager).
You run out of toilet paper—what’s the emergency backup plan?
Tissues, napkins, or desperate creativity.
What movie starts with the quote, “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”?
Mean Girls
What’s a quick way to check if a battery still works?
Drop it on a hard surface — if it bounces, it’s probably dead.
You get your first paycheck and it’s way smaller than you expected. What happened?
Taxes
Your boss says, “We’re like a family here.” What should you do next?
Start updating your resume.
What’s the first thing you should do if your smoke alarm won’t stop beeping?
Change the batteries.
What other job does Mr Cologne have?
Pastor
True or False: Coffee actually helps you sober up after drinking alcohol.
False — it just makes you more awake, not sober.
What’s the adult version of “I’m broke until Friday”?
“It’s a tight paycheck this week.”
If you show up on time every day, do your work, and stay out of drama—you’re considered what?
A unicorn employee.
What’s one adult chore that never ends?
Laundry or dishes.
What day of the week does Mrs. Q hate?
Tuesdays
What common household item can be used to remove bad smells from your fridge?
Baking Soda
What’s one thing that’s basically a scam but still an adult responsibility?
Rent, insurance, or fees.
What’s something you never thought would be stressful until you had a job?
Sending an email.
What’s something people do at home that costs more money the longer you wait?
Ignoring a small leak or car issue.
Which one of these famous people has Ms. M met?
The Pope, the President, or Sabrina Carpenter?
You see a viral “life hack” telling you to clean your mirrors with toothpaste. What should you do?
Ignore it — toothpaste will scratch the glass.