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What Has Four Fingers and a Thumb But Is Not Alive?
A glove.
Is it correct to say "the yolk of eggs is white" or "the yolk of eggs are white"?
Neither, the yolk of eggs are yellow.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
What has words but cannot speak?
A book
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
What do you call a sad coffee?
A depresso.
What do trees and teeth have in common?
They both have roots.
What can you catch but never throw away?
Cold.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
You just bought a cute rabbit at a pet store. The rabbit can breed once every month, and deliver 7 babies at a time. How many rabbits do you have after 12 months?
One, it takes two rabbits to breed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It is tall when it is young and short when it is old.
A Candle.
What are 2 things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
A deck of cards
The number of times you can subtract five from twenty five.
Once. (After you subtract 5 from 25 it's not 25 anymore, it's 20.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo.
It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy you raise it like it's the best. What am I?
A Thumb.
What can run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk, have a head that never weeps, and a bed that never sleeps?
A river.
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No, because he's dead.
I have keys but no locks, space but no rooms. You can enter but can't go outside. Who am I?
A Keyboard.
If an electric train is moving north at 55 mph and the winds blowing east at 70 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train doesn’t emit smoke.
What word in the English language does the following:
the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify great, while the entire word signifies a great woman.
Heroine