I would 100% light up with this dungeon master who is known to tear it up at Just Dance
Matthew Mercer
DID YOU KNOW THAT VIGGO MORTENSON BROKE TWO OF THESE WHILE FILMING LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS???
Toes!!
My favorite Disney song
I'll Make a Man Out of You
This wizard, played by Liam O'Brien, is perhaps my favorite fictional character ever conceived.
Caleb Widogast
Growing up, my friend Luke and I played with his toy horses and they had a very complicated society, which included religion. When a horse died, they were hanged ceremonially from this.
A tree
She's definitely no mooch! I know that because she once gave Gimli three of her hairs when he only asked for one.
Galadriel
The first scene Robert Pattinson filmed for this 2019 thriller involved him jerking off in a shed in the rain
The Lighthouse <3
My favorite Trader Joe's item
In Hayao Miyazaki's Kiki's Delivery Service, witches leave home to hone their skills at this age.
Thirteen
At the age of seven, I cried after accidentally crushing my "pet" which was actually just this type of bug who hung out on my night light.
Daddy long legs spider
This Irish singer/songwriter loves classic jazz, so I just know his smoke sesh playlist is fire
Andrew Hozier-Byrne
Originally, this off-kilter rock band was slated to write at least 5 musical numbers for this stop-motion film, and only one ended up being used.
They Might be Giants
My favorite article of clothing I own
Sleeveless gray crop top (my beloved)
In some stories this wizard is turned into a tree by a beguiling sorceress. In others, he wears pink boxers and turns little boys into fish.
Merlin
My mother contemplated sending me to therapy after learning that I kept and named these filler items that are normally thrown away after purchasing what they come with.
Plastic shoe inserts
Grimace <3
While shooting one of the most iconic Universal monster movies in the 1930s, the director was afraid the child actors would be afraid of this actor in his makeup, but his kindness made him a hit with the kids instead.
Boris Karloff
My favorite movie theatre experience
Cats (2019)
Though we know a lot about Gandalf the Gray, Saruman the White, and Radagast the Brown, not much is known about the last two Maiar who share this color.
Blue
I decided that celebrity meet and greets were not my thing after meeting this Doctor Who actor at LA Comic Con in 2015
I only want to smoke with this flashy-dressing, rose-throwing anime man because I want to see him cough after a bong rip. (Sailor Moon is NOT invited)
Tuxedo Mask
Brian Henson comitted a crime against humanity by cutting this song from the final release of Muppet Christmas Carol in 1992
When Love is Gone
My favorite yearly tradition
Ren Faire
And hey, speaking of Caleb Widogast, when asked for references for his character art, Liam sent two photos: a sad selfie of his own face, and an image of this animated wizard who I am also obsessed with.
Schemdrick the Magician
My first D&D character was gifted this OP magic item after my first ever dungeon crawl, and I made the DM regret that decision several times.
Flaming Sword