Quick, Call an Ambulance!
Objection! Hearsay!
The undisputed queen of egregious activities
You guys STILL willingly put up with him?
100

The RIGHT lung has this amount of lobes

a) 1

b) 2
c) 3
d) 4

100

The three elements of a criminal offence are mens rea, actus reus, and ____. 

A) habeus corpus
B) res judicata
C) causation
D) contemporaneity

100

When in elementary school, Michelle had to drink ____ before school. But she hated it! So she tricked Hannah to drink this for her everyday. 

a) orange juice
b) apple juice
c) milk
d) chinese herbal medicine tea

100

Sam and the boys visited an asian country for a Grade 12 trip. This country prided themselves on the very specific treasure of a green stone carved in the shape of this very vegetable: 

a) celery
b) cabbage
c) bok choy
d) cauliflower

200
Often called the "Donut of truth", what is this medical device?

a) CT Scan
b) MRI
c) Xray
d) PET Scan

200

When someone says "you're lit?", they aren't wondering if you're partying right now, but rather if you're in the type of law that: 

a) denies insurance claims for fire damage
b) goes to court
c) drafts wills and trusts
d) closes big sexy security deals

200

Fashion icon, middle school Michelle exclusively wore this type of top

a) graphic print
b) polo shirts
c) crop tops
d) grandma sweaters

200

due to a resurgence of league of legends, sam now spends a lot of his time disappointing the boys with his terrible league skills. Which lane does he main? 

a) top
b) middle
c) jungle
d) bottom
e) support

300

OMG someone just broke their hand and arrives at VGH. They're gonna need surgery, so you call which surgeon? 

a) orthopedic surgery
b) general surgery
c) plastic surgery
d) You can do it yourself because you watched a YouTube video on 5 minute DIY internal fixation!

300

Everyone has the right not to be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned according to what section of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms?

A) 2
B) 15
C) 9
D) 24
E) 33

300
Sam loves to recommend a bunch of stuff. But this one thing he recommended for the boys to buy, and after they all bought it, he bailed and this activity was left in the grave.  

a) Civilization 5 (video game)
b) kick boxing gear
c) dungeons and dragons
d) Fortnite skins

400

The word we use to describe when someone has difficulty breathing when lying flat

a) orthopnea
b) dyspareunia
c) syncope
d) hematemesis

400

The four elements of negligence are duty of care, breach of standard of care, causation, and ____.

A) intent
B) damages
C) proximity
D) reasonableness

400

Scenario: The boys has found a place to eat dinner and everyone is down! But uh oh...turns out Sam is not down for the place... but WHY?!?! In this common scenario, what is the NUMBER ONE reason for why Sam ain't down? 

a) he double booked himself
b) the place has bad ratings
c) the price isn't within Sam's budget (which seems to be from 2005 and never increases)
d) it's too far and gas doesn't grow on trees

500

"55F G3T2A1 GCS15 Hx of HTN, T2DM, CHF, presents with H/A @1600."

DOUBLE POINTS if you can read this out. If not: what is ONE medical condition that this patient has? 

a) altered level of consciousness

b) erectile dysfunction
c) lupus
d) diabetuuus

500

You're in court. As the opposing council is questioning the witness, you hear them say:
"Isn't it true that the defendant was clearly drunk last night?"
As a hot shot lawyer, you've been waiting your whole life for this and you say:
"Objection, ____________!"

a) Objection, argumentative!
b) Objection, compound question!
c) Objection, leading the witness!
d) Objection, hearsay!

500

Sam has terrible eyesight. And because of that, when he watches a movie/TV show/video games for too long of a period of time, his eyes get super dry and tired because of all the bright flashing lights. He coined the term "____ eyes" after which anime that he watched which first triggered this phenomenon? 

a) Naruto
b) Boku no pico
c) Shokugeki
d) One piece

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