The Room Where It Happened
"So if this is probably the last time we're going to see each other is there anything you want to say to me?"
Cal Feger, in the backyard of Moonbase on 4/20
What event does "Shaking Gate" refer to?
Meex's description of himself as "shaking" upon seeing Maya and Zoe in the lululemon section of the New Campus Store
What are the ingredients in the meal Chuck made for Carsyn, Maya, and Zoe on April 21, 2024?
Oats, ground meat, onion, spices, malice...
Which member of HR has the hairiest tooshie?
Zach Bastille.
"So i should publicly exclude myself, further separating myself from the group?"
Izzie Marias.
"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm just a joke between your roommates."
Merx Cern, outside of school without walls on the walk home from Poetry
What event does "Spit Gate" refer to?
Meex, slobbering all over the stage during a performance of Heathers. An unruly quantity of spit leaving his maw, truly.
What weed-imbued food item from a stranger did Zoe eat at All Things Go?
A rice crispy treat.
Who cut their hair, little by little, until committing to the chop?
Anmara
"Be REAL QUIET on the walk up. Neighbors."
Merx, on his Home Remedy album release party invite.
"You know there's an option to only reply to one email right"
Daniel Messmer, in the email chain between Katelyn Kovach, Jacob Khabie, and The Ghost editers
What happened at "Shackles Gate"?
Chuck and Erica having a horrible time together, so bad that she had to leave early, followed up by Chuck Stutz liking her Hinge profile.
What was I eating when I found out about the Juul Settlement?
An iced caramel latte and a pineapple, mango, banana smoothie (el exótico)
What did Tal Kamara say when he revealed his new, sleek buzz?
"what the hell, sure"
"im going to do like vintage post cards with super college photos and then like notes on them."
Nancy Cliner, Merx's friend who was at the Fossil Free Festival and took pictures of Grace and Zoe.
"My time at GW was formative — I gained invaluable experiences in and out of the classroom"
Mia Donnay's LinkedIn graduation post
List the 3 animal-related gates?
Antgate, Bedbug Gate, and Horse Gate.
who were the "hot sexual men" referenced in the quote "eating flaky white fish next to hot sexual men."?
Germán, Sebastian, Ethan, and Sweaty Will.
Who was "scary" after shaving all their facial hair?
Max Monson!
"Six months!🤎🤍🫰Love this guy"
Leaky Eeshy, his 6 month anniversary post with the girlfriend he referred to as a "mid white woman."
“i’m sure u on a watch list”
Twitter, some user in response to Chuck Stutz
What does this acronym of a gate mean: TITGGNTQG Gate
Troubs-is-the-gay-group-not-the-queer-group Gate.
Who's dinner did Zoe say "it will taste like butter" about?
Merx's Circle Time post-show dinner that Kiki was invited to
Who's hair was referred to as "fuzzy" in a text message response to a photo of them?
Stalky Tommy!
"Hey this is max"
Zoe Ross's first text message with Merx.