Waden
Does Waden know what a vasectomy is?
Nope. He should look it up on google images
Luke walks like this animal
Penguin
Does Kinder have friends
No
What reading level is Ashley at?
Kindergarten
What would Danny trade his kids for?
A 6 pack and 37 cents
What did Waden do today? (Everett's favorite question to ask)
He drove!
Luke's grandpa calls him this due to his height
Runt
Is Kinder Waden's guardian angel?
Yes. She protects him from bullies
Who does Ashley love to post on Facebook?
Waden
How often would Danny cheat of Ashley?
Daily if he could
Name 3 of Waden's old nicknames before naggin
Waternoggin, Winter/Vinter, Greaseball, Waderflaggin, Wadernaggin
What vegetable is Luke shaped like?
Potato
Has Kinder and Waden made out before?
Yes (technically just kissed when they were little but that isn't as funny)
Ashley claims that they aren't what?
Racists
How many DUIs does Danny have?
2
The name of Waden's crack addicted aunt
Shantelle
Luke and Waden occasionally play this game together on Luke's el cinco
WWE
What does Kinder have to remind Waden to do?
Walk the hogs
What does Ashley tell Waden every morning?
Coom git yur food (accurate spelling)
How often does Danny drink and drive?
Every time he drives
How did Waden get his Bluetooth?
Fell off of his bike
What food is Luke scared of?
Salad
Does Kinder actually wear her knee brace?
No but she still needs to carry it around
Ashley claims that Danny isn't drunk, he's just _____
Sick. He's not feeling well
Who had to get a ride from Danny to a school basketball game?
Andy