Sci-Fi
Nearly dates his mom, fixes it with rock and roll
Back to the Future
French man wants to buy a hamburger.
Pink Panther
Deadbeat dad denies parentage of diabetic manchild during the holidays
ELF
America juices to beat foreign competition.
Captain America
Chef makes numerous health code violations.
Ratatouille
A terrorist group tries to overthrow a government by bombing their headquarters.
Star Wars
A couple of thieves discover their immortality after successfully living through a gauntlet of death.
Home Alone
Guy kills an old man for his job.
The Santa Clause
Guy finds out his dad has a HUGE ego
Guardians 2
Kid’s conspiracy turns out right.
Chicken Little
Angry toasters from space play hide-and-seek on Earth while teen screams and touches cube.
Transformers
Big hat demon ruins house, fish panics, kids say nothing.
Cat in the Hat
Bored kids get board.
Jumanji
Reporter gets infected with a bad case of cannibalism and wise cracks.
Venom
Girl lands her perfect man after she drys her hair, shows off her legs and stops talking.
Little Mermaid
Girl learns to not hate the player, but to hate the game.
Hunger Games
Black Detectives, White face
White Chicks
Third Wheel: The Eight Movie Franchise
Harry Potter
A magician does a trick and makes one guy, three guys, makes some other guys appear and then eventually disappear. Tada! Magic!
No Way Home
A man who is lying about his age, abducts three children.
Peter Pan
Space truckers pick up egg, regret everything.
Ailen
Highschool kids copy horrible movie with many references and homosexuality
Scary Movie
A trio of cougars are on the hunt for a virgin
Hocus Pocus
2 orphans fight in the rain
Batman vs Superman
Inflation causes home owner issues.
UP!
Local simp wins game money to impress crush
Ready Player One
Lunatic with daddy issues grooms next protégé after feeling old
Charlie and the Chocolate factory
Young boy hops in a strange guy's vehicle and goes on a long trip to see another dude.
Polar Express
Two cousins fight on a mountain to see which one gets to trip balls on a hallucinogenic plant.
Black Panther
Rockin' hard abs will make women look past the fact you're dirty, illiterate & uncultured.
Tarzan