All About The Bride
What is the bride's go-to coffee order?
SIKE. It's nothing. She don't drink coffee
What is the groom's basketball jersey number and name?
24, Sepster
What is the name of Belly's mum?
Laurel
What is the most unhinged thing the bride did when she got banished to the backyard for a timeout?
A. Lit the grass on fire in the backyard
B. Threw rocks at all the downstairs windows
C. Took a dump in the backyard
C. Took a dump in the backyard
What is the actual colour of an aircraft's "black box"?
Orange
What primary and high school did the bride attend?
Oakhill Drive Public School & Cherrybrook Technology High School
What kind of property does the groom eventually want to live on?
A farm/acreage
Why was Conrad crashing out during the car ride with Belly and Jeremiah?
He saw Belly and Jeremiah kiss
Which of the following did the bride not have/play with as a child?
Pokemon, Bakugan, Beyblades, Littlest Pet Shop, Nintendo Wii, Pillow Pets, Heelys, Cabbage Patch Dolls, Nintendo DS
Pillow Pets
How many hearts does an octopus have?
3
What was the bride's very first impression of the groom?
He was a nerd coming up to her to say hi at church
What is the groom's most endearing trait to the bride?
A. His snoring
B. The sound his feet make
C. The shape of his ears
D. The way he gets into the car
B. The sound his feet make (He's flat-footed, so walking on tiles barefoot creates a farting sound with each step)
What is the charity that Belly represented at the volleyball tornament?
A. A local food bank
B. The homeless women's shelter
C. Play It Forward, the tornament organiser
D. A children's reading program
B. The homeless women's shelter
How many head injuries has the bride had? (Bonus points if you can explain the injuries + know where the scars are)
2 head injuries
A. Running with and falling onto garden shears - scar under hairline
B. Jumping backwards off a square-base pillar and hitting head on corner - scar on forehead
Which country has more pyramids than Egypt?
Sudan
How many concerts has the bride been to? (Bonus points if you know the artist/s)
2 - LAUV & Clinton Kane
What car does the groom really want to get?
A Toyota Hilux (will accept a big truck/ute)
What was the name of Belly's stuffed polar bear?
Junior mint
What is one of the three professions the bride wanted to pursue as a child?
Being a princess, piano teacher & popstar (points for any of the three)
What is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any US state?
The letter Q
What hair phase/style does the bride regret allowing her mum to style the most?
Emo bangs from Year 6-9
What is the groom most excited to do on their mini-moon? (Hint: Get your mind out of the gutter)
Go fishing
What was the cake that Jeremiah wanted for his and Belly's wedding? (Must be as specific as possible)
A two-tier dark chocolate cake with a raspberry coulis filling and a mirror glaze on top
The bride used a statue in her childhood home to hide some damage that she caused from her parents to avoid getting into trouble. What was the damage?
A. Superglued Legos to the wall and ripped them off
B. Kicked a hole in the wall while attempting a handstand
C. Knocked over great-grandpa's ashes and tried to cover the empty space
D. Dropped an incense stick and burnt a hole in the carpet
D. Dropped an incense stick and burnt a hole in the carpet
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica