WHO IS PUK?
Which university did Dr. Puk attend?
McMaster
What colour is Dr. Puk's famous sock pencil case?
Red
How many bears did Dr. Puk chase up a tree?
3
According to our completely fictional Puk legend, why did Dr. Puk end up in prison?
He got so frustrated with someone who didn't know the definition of ecological literacy that he attacked them!
How does Dr. Puk respond when you say hello to him in the hallway?
What is the definition of Ecological Literarcy?
How many children does Dr. Puk have?
1 son
What name was used in alien Puk's mysterious creature story?
Sweetpea
What are Dr. Puk's two favourite things to talk about?
Garbage and Bears
According to our completely fictional Puk legend, why did Dr. Puk end up in prison?
He got so frustrated with the garbage truck driver that he attacked him!
What's the first thing Dr. Puk would ask you when he sees you?
Are you ready for the knowledge review?
Can you name Dr. Puk's children?
Nick
What did Dr. Puk have to endure when he drove a man to North Bay Hospital?
One full day, zero sleep, and somehow another legendary Puk story was born!
What happened when Puk saw a bear?
Absolutely nothing, the bear walked away
What year did Dr. Puk begin teaching at Lakehead University?
1992
What is Dr. Puk's favourite destination for a class field trip?
The garbage dump!
How many eggs did Dr. Puk have to eat during Frosh Week?
None
How many tickets did Dr. Puk receive from the city, and what were they for?
3
How did Dr. Puk manage to catch the famous bear?
He called the authorities, who tranquillized the bear
Which jail did Dr. Puk visit and get his famous jacket from?
Burwash Jail
Why does Dr. Puk make such an effort to remember every student's name?
Because he remembers feeling left out in Grade 1 and wants to make sure his students feel seen, included, and valued
Which residence hall did Dr. Puk live in during university?
Matthews Hall
Why did Dr. Puk keep receiving tickets from the city?
Because he refused to put his garbage in a bag!
Where was the bear taken after Dr. Puk called the authorities to capture it?
Dog Lake
In 2024, Dr. Puk published research criticizing what modern technological habit?
Keeping electronic devices constantly on
In 2005, Dr. Puk successfully fought to have which Ontario ministry included under the Environmental Bill of Rights
The Ontario Ministry of Education.
Apparently, Dr. Puk wasn't satisfied with teaching us ecological literacy. He wanted the entire province to learn it too