What does Kiana call her step-mother?
Stepmonster
What is Mr. Kermit looking forward to the most?
Retirement
True or False: Parker is an excellent driver.
False.
Why is Aldo in SCS-8?
He has anger management problems.
Parker has a __________license.
provisional
Why does Kiana's stepmother leave her at school without registering her?
Kiana's stepbrother (Chauncy) throws up.
What do the other teachers call Mr. Kermit's coffee mug?
the toilet bowl
What does Parker struggle with the most?
Reading
Why does Aldo not like Kiana on the first day of school?
She won't take the marshmallow he offers her.
Mr. Kermit and Miss Fountain are __________ because they work together.
colleagues
What happens to Kiana when she's waiting on the bench outside of school?
Parker almost hits her with his truck.
Why is Parker often late to school?
He has to drive his Grandmother to the senior center.
Who is Aldo afraid of?
Elaine (rhymes with Pain)
Mr. Kermit's coffee cup is __________.
humongous
What does Kiana see the first time she enters SCS-8?
Kids roasting marshmallows over a garbage can.
She is his ex-fiance's daughter
What is Parker's family business?
They run a farm.
What does Aldo do that causes Miss Fountain to come out of her classroom?
He is banging loudly on the lockers.
Aldo offered Kiana a marshmallow to roast in class but she wouldn't take it because she said it was __________.
unsanitary
Explain exactly how Kiana ends up in SCS-8.
When Parker slams into her backpack, his schedule gets mixed up into her papers and the secretary thinks that's where she belongs.
How does Mr. Kermit like to pass the time in SCS-8
Doing crossword puzzles.
Give the two reasons why Parker has a provisional license.
1. He can drive the pickup for "farm business".
2. To drive his Grandmother around.
What does Aldo say he and Mr. Kermit have in common?
They both have anger management problems.
Every class period, Mr. Kermit would __________worksheets to the students to complete.
distribute