Basic geography
What country do we live in?
United States
What ocean liner is this? (Picture A)
RMS Queen Mary 2. She's currently the only ocean liner in service.
How many children does the Cat in the Hat have?
He has 2 legal children (Things 1 and 2) and 26 bonus children (the Little Cats) for a total of 28 children.
Describe the COVID season in school grades.
Late 4th grade to mid 5th grade
I am a color that you can eat. What am I?
An orange
What country is Russia currently at war with?
Ukraine
What ocean liner is this? (Picture B)
RMS Queen Mary. She's chilling over in California right now.
One fish, two fish, red fish...
...green fish. The blue fish swam into some algae with dangerous creatures, and being the only fish there unable to camouflage, they were sadly eaten. Alive.
Name the retired teacher that was the sillybilly
Ms. DiFabio
You own me, but when you share it, it's no longer yours.
A secret
How many countries are there?
196
What ocean liner is this? (Picture C)
SS United States.
Have you noticed a trend with the latest Seuss film adaptations?
All of them are animated. The last time a Seuss book was adapted into live-action was in 2003, and it flopped so hard that his wife (who was still alive at the time) swore to not let another one of his books grace the live-action industry.
Was I here on the last day of 8th grade?
no
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
Which country is the most recently formed?
South Sudan, who declared independence on 9 July 2011
What ocean liner is this? (Picture D)
SS Normandie. She's fat.
What is the name of the elephant from Horton Hears a Who?
You might be saying Horton, but his full legal name is actually Andrew Purdell "Horton" Pachyderm. Trust me, my dog works at Sega.
Which school year had the farthest end date?
6th grade, with an end date of 16 June
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture and developed it in a darkroom.
Name the two countries that are doubly-landlocked (i.e. a landlocked country surrounded by landlocked countries).
Uzbekistan and Liechtenstein.
What ocean liner is this? (Picture E)
RMS Olympic. There are a number of visual cues that distinguish it from the Titanic.
Why did the Grinch steal Christmas?
His dog was having an affair with a Who.
What is your IP address?
Jimmy Poppadopolos
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married