This family member was shocked to see they were the star of "The Polar Express".
Who is Jonathan?
Oma was carrying this item, getting out of a car, when she fell. Jeff and Mike were with her.
What is a jug of tea?
One family member "accidentally" pushed another out of the bed and broke this bone.
What is a clavicle?
As a child, this family member felt the need to confess every wrongdoing of their day at bedtime.
Who is Jonathan?
This family member was convinced that limes were unripe lemons.
Who is Taylor?
What historic film was screened by the family during a rained out camping trip?
What is E.T.?
After a slip resulting in serious bodily harm, this laundry detergent brand became Oma's nemesis.
What is ALL?
This item was found under Missy's mattress when they moved from Birmingham to Huntsville.
What is a butcher knife?
This family member had the honor of being grand marshall in a well-renowned parade.
Who is Mike?
This elusive family member, who really needs to see a dentist, can be seen cleaning his shotgun and raving about Nick Saban.
Who is Earl?
In the late 70's, Allison could have easily played the stunt double for this teen actress.
Who is Valerie Bertinelli?
This fashionable piece of 1980's footwear could be found holding an entire 9 x 13 dish of baked beans.
What is Allison's boot?
These three items could be found under Mike's bed growing up.
What are pickles, a baseball bat, and a croquet mallet.
This family member lied about sun tanning and ended up with third degree burns on their legs.
Who is Oma?
The sneeze heard 'round the world almost caused this transportation device to tumble into a ditch.
What is the guided tour golf cart in Southport?
In the 1990's, Missy could be found enjoying the company of these three celebrities.
Who are Alan Jackson, Ben Verene, and Florence Henderson?
This family member has the highest number of self-inflicted injuries on record.
Who is Jeff?
These groups were present and this is how they arrived for Oma's "Welcome Home" party after her hip replacement.
The Givens: A plane; Mike and Debbie: Drove; Jeff and Allison- Already there; A group from Franklin CoC: they drove the church van
Ella always felt the need to sleep in the bed with Oma on Christmas Eve because of this lie told to her by Mike.
What is "Careful, Santa might steal Oma?"
This was the gift Allison was hoping to receive when she got her engagement ring.
What is a watch?
Ben is infamous for quoting lines from this 1987 Oscar-nominated film.
What is "Full Metal Jacket"?
This family member fell while running backwards, but tried to roll out of it and got stuck on their head.
Who is Taylor?
Oma dreamt of this crucial vegetable casserole ingredient that was developed by a team led by this food scientist.
Who is Edwin Traisman?
This illegal item was found in the trunk of a family member's car.
What are fireworks?
Missy reported to her 4th grade class that this item was found under Allison's bed.