Ms. Russell
Ms. Russell's first name.
What is Michelle?
The famous abolitionist who came to Kansas to end slavery, and Ms. Russell couldn't talk him out of being so violent!!
Who is John Brown?
The hemisphere above the equator, where Ms. Russell also lives.
What is the Northern Hemisphere?
Where the Pope lives, which I had the honor to name in 1232 AD, rhymes with shmatican.
What is Vatican City?
The most populated country in the world, which Ms. Russell doesn't live in.
What is India?
The behavior that Ms. Russell does not appreciate most of all.
What is sassiness or back-talking?
The geographical region in which Ms. Russell lives.
What is the Flint Hills?
The country directly south of the U.S.A., and probably my house as well.
What is Mexico?
The country in which Ms. Russell recently visited to negotiate a peace treaty with Gaza is located.
What is Israel?
This hall pass is missing from my room.
What is the boy's bathroom?
Ms. Russell's favorite type of candy.
What is any type of chocolate?
The term Ms. Russell tried to change to "Everyone stop fighting, slavery is just wrong", but continued to be used to describe the violence in Kansas over slavery.
What is Bleeding Kansas?
The largest continent in the world, which Ms. Russell named after King Smasia in 1678.
What is Asia?
The country the U.S. imports the most goods from, and where Ms. Russell's dinnerware is made.
What is China?
The best Middle schoolers' excuse for being on their phone, that I NEVER believe.
What is "I'm just texting my mom (dad)?
The student news show that Ms. Russell likes best.
What is the world from A to Z?
The act that gave Ms. Russell's great, great, great-grandfather 160 acres of land (x4) in Kansas, which he gave to his stepkids, so yes, I should have been rich.
What is the Homestead Act?
The ocean, Ms. Russell traveled east over, to have tea with the new Pope.
What is the Atlantic Ocean?
This U.S. state was ravaged by wildfires last fall, where my best friend Beyonce lost one of her estates, outside LA.
What is California?
The creature Ms. Russell dominates fist bumps with.
What is a rattle snake?
The word that many kids use to describe Ms. Russell.
What is nonchalant???
The Native American tribes who moved often, following their main food source, the bison were referred to as this. (I had to write a 35 page paper over them in my college Cultural Anthropology class!)
What is Nomadic?
This theme of geography is what I do when I mow or water my lawn.
What is Human Environment Interaction?
The country that President Trump is interested in becoming the 51st state? IDK
What is Canada?
The most common reason middle schoolers ask to go to the bathroom for. I know this after being in middle school for 25 years!
What is to meet a boy or girlfriend (friend)?