"This movie is not finished. I'm voting for it."
Who is Taylor?
In losers round 1, immediately after being bested by WarioWare D.I.Y.
What is Alan Wake?
In 2018, Christian, like Ron Burgundy before him, decided to type out this honorable mention with the caps and punctuation of the title: it would not be well received.
What is PUSS!?
The rights to this film were bought by Columbia Pictures and Adam Sandler less than a year after its 2003 release; unfortunately for Oscar voters, the American remake would never materialize.
What is Kopps?
In this Yearlies, Mick's Dark Souls 2 pitches kept moving it further up the bracket.
What is The Yearlies: 2014?
"You know...making the Yearlies used to be fun..."
Who is Graham?
Punted off after Christian broke Jordan's heart by choosing Halo instead.
What is The Simpsons: Road Rage?
Once a lowly honorable mention, this horror game would get to the Final 2 of its own bracket. Whether this was by its own means or because of the triviality of the central mythical monster we may never truly know.
What is Until Dawn?
The genesis for the episode that contained this classic Yearlies gag was to drum up promotion for The Critic, an animated series from producer Al Jean.
What is Man Getting Hit by Football?
The one where everyone was dry heaving at the mention of Final Fantasy XV.
What is The Yearlies 2016?
Who is Mick?
Creamed by Celeste on its own way to victory, with the fatal blow from Christian: "your silly rats won't get me this time!"
What is Warhammer: Vermintide 2?
The very beginning of Honorable Mentions for the 2014 Yearlies began with Taylor asking "hey Mick, Clanky...why isn't" this game "on this bracket?"
What is Bayonetta 2?
The Coen Brothers' 2009 film A Serious Man, centered upon a cuckholded, unlucky man named Larry Gopnik, provided the screenshot that made this Yearlies character possible.
Who is Rabbi Simsman?
A Clanky/Mick duet causes Jordan to nearly vomit off the side of the bed.
What is The Yearlies: 2000?
"It's okay, Taylor doesn't have object permanence, they won't be there for long."
Who is Jordan?
By Undertale, as Nuclear by Mike Oldfield ft. Luke Spiller from The Struts played dramatically in the background.
What is Bloodborne?
In 2017, this honorable mention's truncated title elicited laughs from multiple participants, with one likening it to the sound of an exhausted monster crying for help from the next room.
What is FUGL?
This director established himself in the New York indie horror scene with his 1994 feature Habit, centered upon an alcoholic who falls in love with a succubus.
Who is Larry Fessenden?
In this yearlies, Taylor was somehow convinced that he needed to play Frog Fractions.
What is the Yearlies: 2012?
"I really like when the fish die. When the fish die they go...blehblehblehblehbleh."
Who is Clanky?
Slow and painful it is. Taken out to prolong Mario Party 6's eventual heartbreak, but making it further than any crew member ever would have dreamed.
What is Nancy Drew: The Curse of Blackmoor Manor?
The moment in the 2016 Yearlies where a simple 'hoo' pun infuriated the entire team was inspired by this game, one of Taylor's honorable mentions.
What is Owlboy?
This happy couple would eventually give birth to children such as Paprika, Cinnamon, Sage and Ginger.
Who are Salt and Pepper?
The final outcome is decided by Jordan after a deadlocked tie.
What is The Yearlies 2005?