Catchphrases
When Mr. Jarvis is exasperated by a student he says this.
What is, "killin' me?"
Name two of the three musical instruments that Chris plays (term used loosely).
What are harmonica, guitar and mandolin?
Favorite superhero.
Who is Spider-Man?
Chris has this many kids and this many grandkids.
What is two kids and one grandkid?
What is Kamikaze Comedy?
What is the difference between chicken @#$% and chicken salad.
Jarvis holds a first degree black belt in this martial art.
What is tae kwon do?
Although he loves both, this is his favorite between Star Trek and Star Wars.
What is Star Trek?
Chris's second wedding took place in this US State.
What is Hawaii?
Chris was deeply embarrassed by this onstage mishap when he played Frog in Catfish Moon.
What is his fly was open?
Often, this is the last thing that Mr. Jarvis says at the end of class on Fridays.
What is, "I love you, get out."
Lately, Mr. Jarvis has been listening to a LOT of music by this legendary prog rock band.
What is Pink Floyd?
Chris's favorite Neil Simon play.
What is Chapter Two?
Chris's wife's name.
What is Cyndi Steele?
What is Cyndi?
What is Ms. Steele?
After years of dynamic stage falls, Chris suffered this injury during a show in 2023.
What are broken ribs?
This is how Mr. Jarvis attempts to quiet the room before a scene goes on.
What is, "quiet in the house!"
What are comic books?
Chris's favorite video game franchise that began on the original Playstation in 1993.
What is Resident Evil?
Chris frequently plays the video game Worms WMD with this short Jewish man who lives in Richmond, VT.
Who is Mourning Fox?
Mr. Jarvis had to say this ugly word repeatedly in his performance as Slick in Blessed Assurance.
What is the "N Word?"
Mr. Jarvis jokingly says this when particularly irked by student behavior.
What is, "this is why I drink."
While deeply immersed in improv, Mr. Jarvis has only dabbled in this other funny art form.
What is stand up comedy?
Because of this deep love of The Hulk, this is Mr. Jarvis's favorite Marvel movie.
What is Thor Ragnarok?
Mr. Jarvis's age.
What is fifty-two?
Jarvis played this legendary vampire hunter in a production of Dracula.
Who is Van Helsing?