The Odyssey
These two characters had children with Odysseus
Who are Circe and Penelope?
Andrew Jackson famously taught this type of pet how to curse, which resulted in it being removed from his funeral for swearing too much.
What is a Parrot?
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What is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
This company specializes in bulk quantities of bath, hand, gym, and spa towels for commercial facilities.
What is Zogics?
On this valentine, Adrian's ex Alexandra dumped him for his friend.
What is 2018?
One of Odysseus's youngest crew members gets drunk at Circe's palace, climbs onto the roof to sleep off the wine, and completely forgets there is a ladder. He falls off the roof, breaks his neck, and dies
Who was Elpenor?
This US president was the governor of Cuba and the Philippines
Who was William Taft?
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What is Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism?
In the 17th century, towels originated in this country
What is Turkey?
On this Valentine's Day, Adrian's ex, August, dump him for Marty
What is 2024?
This character was married to Ctimene, Odysseus' sister
Who was Eurylochus?
In 1893, this president underwent secret surgery on a yacht to remove a cancerous tumor from his jaw, hiding it from the public to avoid a financial panic.
Who is Grover Cleveland?
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What is Floccinaucinihilipilification?
People in these ancient countries used early linen cloths for drying off and for religious purification rituals
What is Egypt and Persia?
On this Valentine's Day, Adrian spent it alone with nothing but sad, pathetic beans to eat
What is 2023?
On this island, Odysseus falls asleep. His starving men disobey orders and slaughter the sacred, immortal cattle of the sun god Helios. The bizarre result? The meat on the spits and in the pans starts to low and moo while it is cooking.
What is Thrinacia?
This president allegedly kept an alligator in a White House bathtub to scare his guests.
Who is John Quincy Adams?
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What is Methylenedioxymethamphetamine?
National Towel Day
What is May 25th?
This Valentine's Day was the only one when Adrian spent it with a loved one, his mom
What is 2019?
This god has the fattest buttocks
Who is Zeus?
This president wore a ring that contained a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair
Who was Teddy Roosevelt?
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What is bomb?
With this Material, people weave these wild, prickly plants into rough, highly absorbent, and surprisingly durable fabric.
What is Stinging Nettles?
On this Valentine's Day, Adrian's best friends made fun of him for getting fired from his day job
What is 2026?