"What brings you to Therapy?"
“I saw the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man walking down the street”
Ghostbusters
“My whole planet was destroyed and my parents sent me to earth in a meteor”
Superman
“I get abused and overworked by my step sisters and step mother, none of whom are much to look at.”
Cinderella
She doesn't feel attractive any more after having birthed more than a dozen offspring and adopting over seven dozen more.
Pongo and Perdita- 101 Dalmations
He became frustrated when his client brought up his dead wife… so he grabbed him by the throat and shoved him against the wall.
Good Will Hunting
“My parents have to sell our house for a golf course so I’m running away with my friends who never say die.”
The Goonies
“My parents were murdered in front of me as a child”
Batman
“I keep getting beat up by a gang of teen age karate experts”
The Karate Kid
She is concerned about his emotional trauma from attempting to kill his uncle to avenge his father's death.
Simba and Nahla- The Lion King
She was drunk, called an uber, and met her new client. And then decided to have her client be her uber driver every night.
Tina Fey- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
“I can’t remember anything except P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way Sydney”
Finding Nemo- Dory
“I was kidnapped and forced to build a weapon of mass destruction but instead I built a powerful suit to help me escape”
Iron Man
“Popular girls at my school created a Burn Book and there’s only three girls who are not in it.”
Mean Girls
He keeps her up at night because, even though the curse has ended and he is no longer furry, he coughs up hairballs in his sleep.
Belle and The Beast- The Beauty and the Beast
He was a great therapist… until he kept my head in a jar in his storage unit.
Silence of the Lambs/ Hannibal Lecter
“I was kidnapped by a man who lifted his house with balloons”
Up
“My mother the queen tried to control my life so I set off with my lasso of truth to save the earth.”
Wonder Woman
“It’s 1955 and the same guy who is bullying my father is trying to bully me.”
Back to the Future
He thinks she's a bit of a snob, and she says he spends too much time with his friends (especially the big blue one).
Jasmine and Aladdin- Aladdin
She worked at an inpatient hospital, until she fell in love with a patient and becomes his sidekick.
Harley Quinn
“My aunt and uncle keep me in a closet under the stairs”
Harry Potter
“I was used for military medical experiments but the results allowed me to defend the free world.”
Captain America
“Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses so I locked myself in the girls bathroom and then I heard someone speaking in another language… and then I died. Now I can never leave the girls bathroom.”
Moaning Myrtle- Harry Potter
She’s used to pet and pamper and he is used to roaming free… although they do both enjoy spaghetti and hate Siamese cats.
The lady and the tramp
I will cure you of your lesbianism while keeping your love of cheerleading intact.
But I am a Cheerleader