Jokes
What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?
Pray he doesn't see you!
what do dinosaurs like making at campfires?
Dino-smores!
Who does the dinosaur call when he's getting robbed?
The triceracops!
How do you know there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won't close!
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-rex!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork!
What would you get when you walk a dinosaur through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam, of course!
What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
He dino-snores!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens haven't evolved yet!
Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any, houses can't jump!
Where do dinosaurs spend their money?
At the Dino-store!
Why do dinosaurs devour undercooked meat?
Because they lack culinary skills!
What do you call a T-Rex who can’t accept defeat?
A Saur loser!
What do you call two dinosaurs in a car accident?
A Tyrannosaurus-wreck
What comes after extinction?
Y-stinction
Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?
Because its tiny arms couldn't work the oven!
What would you call a fossil that is unable to work effectively at all?
Sluggish bones!
What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
Keep the climate change!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try-try-try-ceratops
What comes after Y-stinction?
Z-end!
What is worse than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What weighs hardly anything and is as big as a dinosaur?
The shadow of the Dino!
Why are dinosaurs never overweight?
They’re surrounded by scales!
Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
Because they can't afford new ones!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush!