Things Your Momma Says
FYFBIFIFY
What is "Fix your face before I fix it for you"?
Not the one or the __________
What is two?
She don't want no puppy, she want a _____________.
What is a big dog?
Never ask who made this.
What is the potato salad?
YGMM
What is "you got McDonalds money"?
When someone says they are "around the corner".
What is they haven't left the house yet?
The temperature outside when Glorilla was out on a Friday night.
What is 75 degrees?
This does not go in potato salad.
What is raisins?
SUBIGYSTCA
What is "shut up before I give you something to cry about"?
What your momma is not.
What is one of my little friends?
Sixteen carriages drivin' away, while I watch them ____________.
What is "ride with my dreams away"?
This happens if you arrive too early.
What is you are helping with setup?
SLAMAO
What is stop letting all my air out.
The correct way to warm food in the microwave?
What is hitting to the 30 sec button?
I bought a watch and __________.
What is "didn't even wear it"?
The one dance you have to do, otherwise it is not a cookout.
What is the Electric Slide?
WWGITSDAFNADTN
What is "when we get in this store, don't ask for nothing and don't touch nothing"?
What is 45 minutes?
I got sunshine on a cloudy day, when it's cold outside___________.
What is I've got the month of May?
If the cook has on these, you know the food is going to be good.
What are Jesus sandals?