Think
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
Grandpa is bald
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What can you break without touching it?
A promise
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip Hop
In a one-story house at the corner of the road, the bedrooms were yellow, the kitchen was orange, the living room was red, the garage was blue, the entry hall was green, and the sitting room was purple. What color were the stairs?
There's no color because there are no stairs...it's a one story house
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What has a ring but no finger?
A phone
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
If an electric train is going south, what direction is the smoke going?
There is no smoke....it's an electric train
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A hiccup
What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter "H"
What kind of dog never bites?
A hotdog
What has lots of stories but no words?
A building
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
Because than it would be a foot
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What kind of table can you eat?
A vegetable
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground