Idioms
Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
Because you can never pull their legs
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand
When is an actor happy to become a thief?
When he wants to steal the show
When does a patient find an operation funny?
when it leaves him in stitches
My mother made a terrible mistake today. She gave my father soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast. Was he angry?
Only foaming at the mouth
Why did the tired man put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
Two flies flew onto the coffee cup and argued about who arrived first and who should get to drink the cold coffee. Which one got angry and left?
The one that flew off the handle
When are mosquitoes annoying?
When they get under your skin
Why is it impossible to play tennis quietly?
because you can't play it without raising a racket
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless