Brain Squeezers
This everyday object disappears more often than socks, yet nobody ever admits stealing it.
What is a phone charger?
You’re handed the AUX cord at a party. Your first move is to play this song because it’s universally safe.
What is “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire?
This social media app is responsible for 80% of questionable life choices made after midnight.
What is TikTok?
Scientists say this animal sleeps only 2 hours a night, which is still more than your co-host after editing an episode.
What is a giraffe?
You spill your drink on someone’s dog at a barbecue. This is the correct apology gift.
What is “a whole rotisserie chicken”?
In 2025, this phrase officially replaced “facts” as the #1 comment under every post.
What is “big if true”?
This is the mathematical term for “I don’t feel like doing this anymore.”
What is “divide and quit”? (or “zero effort”)
Your friend asks if they look good, but they look questionable. This is the approved response.
What is “You look confident!”
This celebrity went viral simply for eating a sandwich the “wrong” way.
Who is literally any celebrity on the internet?
This naturally occurring phenomenon is responsible for 90% of “bro, trust me” conspiracy theories.
What is the full moon?
You’re late to work because of this traffic excuse that sounds fake but actually happened.
What is “a goose stood in front of my car and refused to move”?
This beverage brand unintentionally created a meme after releasing a flavor that tasted like “emotional damage.”
What is LaCroix?
According to unofficial, completely made-up research, this is the average number of thoughts per minute after drinking Thinking Juice.
What is 3,000?
You enter a gas station bathroom and instantly walk out. This is the correct explanation to the clerk.
What is “I feared for my life”?
This viral trend involved people aggressively power-walking to dramatic music as if they were in a sitcom intro.
What is “main character walking challenge”?