About Jeff
Tech Faux Paus
Sabat'AGE'
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Prepared
100

One of my favorite things to do. 

What is Cooking/Hosting/Entertaining?

100

Clicking on suspicious links in unexpected emails promising prizes or urgent fixes, often leading to malware infections or hacks.

What is falling for phishing?

100

Our team does this for your technology so you don't have to

What is Manage?

100

IBM error - "I emailed you that my email isn't working, but I never heard back."

What is the Idiot Behind Machine error?

100

Your hard drive suddenly fails, but you still have all your photos and work files safe elsewhere.

What is having an Offsite or Cloud Backup?

200

Why I started my own business.

What is to take control of my future?

200

Disregarding this simple step means your phone or computer might miss important fixes that stop viruses and make things run better.

What is installing software updates?

200

Either local or cloud based files, where your data is saved.

What is Storage?

200

PICNIC error - "My internet isn't working!" but Wi-Fi is disabled or they're not connected to the network at all.

What is the Problem In Chair, Not In Computer error?

200

Power cuts out but your computer stays on long enough for your to save your work and not corrupt your data.

What is having an uninterruptable power supply (UPS/Battery Backup)?

300

The year I incorporated SabatAge.

What is 2002?

300

Downloading "free" movies, games, or software from random websites often bundles in this unwanted surprise that slows everything down.

What is malware (or adware/viruses)?

300

Being protected by an IT company like us gives you this over other companies.

What is advantage?

300

PEBCAK error - The printer says "offline," but it's because someone turned it off or pulled the plug

What the Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard error?

300

Your internet disconnects but another one keeps you connected so you can continue working online.

What is having a Secondary/Failover Internet?

400

The length of time I've been married and the age of my daughter.

What is almost 23 years and 19 years?

400

Using the same simple password, like your birthday or pet's name, across email, banking, and shopping accounts.

What is bad password etiquette?

400

Having redundant power and hardware prevents a downtime known as this.

What is outage?

400

Code 18 - Mouse cursor frozen or unresponsive—turns out the batteries are dead in the wireless mouse.

What is the problem is 18 inches from the monitor?

400

Ransomware encrypts all your data but your antivirus gives you the ability to roll back to safely stored copies.

What is Managed EDR Antivirus Protection?

500

My favorite outdoor activities.

What is hiking and taking pictures of wildlife?

500

Getting a scary full-screen pop-up warning that your PC is infected and you must call the number right now to fix it.

What is falling for a fake virus warning?

500

Having one company provide multiple solutions in one easy to understand solution.

What is package?

500

OOPS error - Everything was working fine then all the files disappeared!

What is the Operator Obviously Pushed Something error?

500

A catastrophe ruins your system, but you have additional hardware or facility available for such an emergency.

What is having a Disaster Recovery Plan?

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