CPHL
We have 3mil of them and barely use 5.
What is SMARTSHEETS?
Let's gather on a huge teams call to talk about how great we are as an organization.
What's a TOWN HALL MEETING ?
Hiccups, Outages, Crashes & Stress
What is HOCS?
The oldest date is 5/7/1947.
What is THE INBOX?
You already know what I look like. You don't have to see me.
What is CAMERA'S ON ?
This could have been an email
What is a MEETING?
ALL RIGHT ALREADY !! Give them to me all at once not monthly.
What is E-LEARNINGS?
Quietly Not Executing Tasks
What is QNXT ?
Over 20, Under 45. They keep piling up.
What is the AR ?
Walking into the kitchen to heat up my leftovers.
What is my LUNCHBREAK ?
The non par providers that meet this criteria need to go straight to _________________ .
What is G&A ?
It's anonymous !
What's a Survey?
Still In Setup, Everything’s Not Showing Exactly
What is SISENSE ?
Provider's will email, fax, whitemail and call the phones team about this request.
What is a RECON?
From lightening speed to lagging slowness
What is the INTERNET / WIFI ?
You didn't dot your i's or cross your t's FAIL.
What is AUDIT ?
2 of these. 1 of me.
What are LAPTOPS ?
Routinely Interrupting Notifying Groups
What is RING ?
Take this Alpha-Numeric combo and wait patiently for 30-45 business days.
What is a CLT ?
The official WFH uniform.
What is PAJAMAS ?
This could have been done as outpatient. Denied !
What is a CMO response ?
Work-In / Work-Out / Lunch- End of day
And I still have to make corrections.
What is WORKDAY ?
Overly Kooky Two-factor Authentication
What is OKTA?
This “benefit” often requires careful planning, strategic timing, a touch of magic and an empty calendar.
What is PTO ?
The distance from your bed to your home office or work location.
What is a COMMUTE ?