What's in a (nick)name?
Originally adapted from a musical work from street poet Future, this nickname of our beloved football farter describes both water and "ice".
Every year, we gather to thank almighty Ponk for the creation of this.
What is "La Familia"?
RUUUUSH! This phenomenon rippled spacetime during a routine bout of backyard football.
What is "Pratik farting"?
Yes, his hair is real, and it's marvelous.
Who is "Varre Uncle"?
Australia, mate. G'day!
Who is "Padmaja Aunty"?
From delicious pappu to Xbox gamertags, this nickname has evolved throughout it's lifespan, eventually becoming abbreviated in a short yet lovable three-letter palindrome.
A rather boring and straightforward group chat name, but I guess this describes two key hobbies that the men enjoy?
What is "Cards and Golf"?
A film like no other, this work was shot entirely in a basement, with prominent dialogue from Mounik in absolutely stunning Telugu.
What is "Bobili Simha Reddy Returns"?
The king of performative group chat responses when he has absolutely nothing to contribute to the conversation. Shoutout nail salons!
Who is "Sudhakar Uncle"?
I know you don't know the birthday of the person next to you, but this person does! And if you're ever in doubt, check the WhatsApp at any given day at 12:01 AM for confirmation.
Who is "Mrina Aunty"?
As long as there's an open bar, you can bet this lad will be on the floor, one leg up, and jumping in a circle.
What is "VVR"?
Not just a fantasy, but a lifestyle. What the boys of the group engross themselves in from September to February annually.
What is "kroger football"?
TikTok's were created, dance floors were crushed, and meat sticks were devoured. Go Green, I guess (ew).
What is "Varun's Grad Party"?
Guess how many tattoos this guy has? And guess where? Or don't, I don't really care. Word on the street is that he has 8 more planned.
Who is "Kishore Uncle"?
Thank god her kids didn't have NBA aspirations.
Who is "Vijaya Aunty"?
A star in his own right, this self-appointed moniker describes the reincarnation of a popular icon. AHA! He is back!
What is "Bobili Raja"?
Not necessarily a group chat, but when the older ladies of the function congregate to participate in a group game, they often guise themselves under this name, much to the amusement of the immature.
What is "Thotti Gang"?
I get it, graduation parties need to be photographed, but at least get me a proper camera, not your crappy Android! This phrase has now made its way into common vernacular.
What is "take a snap!"
Good morning? Good morning. Thank God it's not Saturday. Someone hand me a Modelo.
Who is "Challa Uncle"?
Is there a party? Are you in need of a staple dish? I'd be $100 and my left armpit that this aunty got chicken curry brewing.
Who is "Suchi Aunty"?
A reference to something that a certain engineer enjoys mixing, this nickname grew, or resurged, during the era of fantasy football.
What is "Upma"?
A data syncing mistake criminally transported this group chat from the sons to the fathers. Who knew basketball could be so...suggestive?
What is "Wet Boys of the Night?"
Can you really blame Mounik for not knowing of Gowrav's recent "employment change?" This event was chalk full of surprises, and plushy brains!
What is "Secret Santa 2023"?
This uncle once yelled at me for throwing a football around in his house during the Super Bowl. Go Patriots!
Who is "Srikanth Uncle"?
13.1? Nah, 26.2.
Who is "Bharathi Aunty"?