Early Years
Marriage
Kids
Work
Hobbies
100
Poured this on himself when Grandma startled him
What is syrup?
100
Dad's secret source of wit and wisdom.
Who is Mom?
100
Bruce, Keith, Vicki, Craig, Donna, and Scott
Who is the Favorite?
100
Soaps, Shampoo, Mouthwash, Detergent, Toothpaste and Cake Mix
What were Dad's nicknames for the kids?
100
Baseball, basketball (2), soccer, football and softball
what are Sports shows Dad watches on a typical day?
200
eating breakfast on Christmas morning rather than running to the tree to open presents
What is a tradition Dad wishes his kids had picked up from him?
200
head over heels
How did Dad end up after Mom broke the couch he was sitting on when he didn't come to dinner fast enough?
200
four boys and two girls
What is the number of kids Dad tried to give up for adoption?
200
Use first, use second
How did dad use swearing and the instructions in Christmas Eve assembly?
200
A moment of silence
What happened at Grosbeck fields to four baseball and softball games when Dad yelled "Hey!" from the top of the hill.
300
Nothing but net
Where does a destroyer crew end up when the CO slides into the wake of an aircraft carrier?
300
More boys than girls
Why did mom study chemistry?
300
Many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip
What happens right after dad yells at one of the kids for spilling their milk?
300
A long career at P&G
What did dad use as his muse for years of humorous writing?
300
The sun, the sand and the water
Why did dad love playing golf at Hilton Head?
400
Reenlistment
What doesn't happen to those who complain about having to "spend one more night on this rust bucket"?
400
50+ years of bliss
What has Dad had since all the kids moved out?
400
You're always welcome to visit
What is always followed by, "but not two nights in a row"?
400
Lilt - permanent for curly hair
For what P&G product was Scott apparently the only kid who got used as a test subject?
400
Proof that there is no Master Plan
What have Dad's home improvement projects proved?
500
Joe Paterno
Who is the only living Penn State alum older than Dad?
500
1931
How many times has Dad said "hey, down in front - you're blocking the TV"?
500
Not even Dad knew
What would have happened if Mom ever got to "3"?
500
fading ripples in a swimming pool
What is Dad's analogy for his descendants' chances for fame?
500
electronic gadgets that only work for a few years
What will be keeping Dad going on his 90th birthday?
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