What anime
Evil Michael Jackson ruins the family
What is Demon slayer
mute hero breaks all the pottery in the kingdom, ignores the princess in distress to collect glowing bugs, and takes advice from bossy fairies
What is the Legend of zelda
where a shady uncle commits regicide, gives a toddler extreme trauma
What is the Lion King
HEY !!! LISTEN!!
Who is Navi the fairy
expensive little pieces of cardboard where you gamble your lunch money for a shiny picture of a fictional rat that shoots lightning.
What is a Pokemon Card
Took 3 seasons to get to the beach episode
What is Attack on titan
digital playground where you punch trees, run from green walking landmines, and question your life choices at 3:00 AM or run around in circles while talking in-game with your friends deep in convo
What is minecraft
An expensive corporate zoo where a rich man hires one IT guy to manage a multi-million-dollar theme park for lizards.
What is Jurassic Park
Who is Captain Falcon
plastic bobbleheads with bowling-ball heads and dead, soulless black eyes that trap your favorite fictional characters in solitary confinement inside cardboard boxes.
What is a Funko Pop
chronically bored teenager who finds something magical and decides to become the world's edgiest hall monitor, matching wits with a sleep-deprived gremlin who sits like a gargoyle and consumes an ungodly amount of sugar.
What is Death Note
Goku, Peter Griiffen, Sabrina Carpenter, the Banana, and Spider-Man all have beef with other characters from different games
What is Fortnite
high-stakes reality TV show where the prize is staying alive, sponsored entirely by people who look like they belong in a futuristic high-fashion circus
What is the hunger games
Ah sh**, here we go again.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (CJ)
You spend $12 on a mystery foil bag just to pull a tiny plastic man doing yoga or holding your toothbrush, or just lying there with a blank stare. Did I mention he's radioactive
What is a Smiski
Stranger Danger didnt exist here, she gave him money for a picture book, now everyone is after her
What is witch hat atelier
Vehicular manslaughter simulator disguised as a colorful children's racing game where you violently ruin lifelong friendships over a yellow piece of digital fruit.
What is Mario Kart
Everything is shot through a heavy blue Instagram filter that makes the Pacific Northwest look like it's perpetually recovering from a mild depression. Apparently, everyone should hate glitter
What is Twilight
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Who is the Happy Mask Salesman
A feral serrated-tooth marshmallow that looks like it would promise to guard your keys but would actually eat your lip balm.
fever dream about an impoverished, hyper-rational teenage girl who accidentally gets sucked into a reverse-harem cult of ultra-wealthy, wildly codependent high school boys with severe daddy issues and a collective god complex
What is Ouran High School Host Club
I remember the time I served back in Vietnam... such great memories mixed with a bad end that I cannot return to.
What is Battlefield Bad Company 2
A French sanitation hazard manages to vertically integrate his culinary startup by using a ginger puppet to bypass health regulations.
What is Ratatouille
And the universe said I love you
What is the minecraft end poem
Why is he naked
What is a Sonny Angel