Animals
Hop hop hooray
FROG
Mitochondria is typically the boss around these parts
CELL
Mount Rushmore vibes
PRESIDENT'S DAY
Thou who shall not be named
ROCHE
KNOT
Midgets that are green with envy
ST PATRICK'S DAY
Louisiana swamp life
RACCOON
Scurrying, dashing, and zipping at your feet
RATS
April showers bring May flowers but ALSO this
APRIL FOOLS DAY
Left arm
MOTH
Sports, family night, manipulation from an ex
GAME
Nobody wants to work these days, but you have to on this day
LABOR DAY
All hail this ruler of lands
KING JULIEN
What we do to people apparently and type of meat
SPAM
Slay and serve girly pop
VETERAN'S DAY