Lasso Special
Ted crosses the Atlantic to coach this sport, armed with optimism and approximately zero experience.
What is soccer/football?
Dwight grows this root vegetable at Schrute Farms, because normal hobbies are for the weak.
What are beets?
This snowman from Frozen dreams of summer, demonstrating a concerning misunderstanding of thermodynamics.
Who is Olaf?
Jerry's neighbor frequently bursts through Jerry's apartment door uninvited and helps himself to the food.
Who is Cosmo Kramer?
Pasta cooked firm to the bite is described by this Italian term, not 'I forgot the timer.'
What is al dente?
Ted brings Rebecca a pink box filled with these treats, winning meetings one crumb at a time.
What are biscuits/shortbread biscuits?
The Scranton branch sells this thrilling product, one ream at a time.
What is paper?
In The Lion King, this phrase means 'no worries,' unless Scar is nearby.
What is Hakuna Matata?
George Costanza famously pretends to be in this field of work, despite knowing virtually nothing about animals or the ocean.
What is a marine biologist?
This cooking method uses dry heat inside an oven and is the reason cookies keep disappearing.
What is baking?
This gruff midfielder and future coach is here, there, and every-fXXXing-where.
Who is Roy Kent?
Stanley's favorite annual office event involves a warm, twisted snack and absolutely no team-building exercises.
What is Pretzel Day?
This wooden puppet sings about having no strings and later learns that lying is a terrible nose-care routine.
Who is Pinocchio?
According to George's father, this holiday is "for the rest of us" and includes feats of strength.
What is Festivus?
To cut food into long, thin matchstick-size strips is to use this French knife cut.
What is julienne?
Ted defeats Rupert while playing this pub game and delivers a lesson about being curious, not judgmental.
What is darts?
Michael's improvised persona wears a purple bandana and has endured the Dementors.
Who is Prison Mike?
This villain sings 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' in The Little Mermaid.
Who is Ursula?
Despite being one of Jerry's greatest enemies, this neighbor frequently joins Kramer in elaborate schemes involving everything from bottle deposits to mail fraud.
Who is Newman?
This Italian dessert's name literally means "pick me up," which is appropriate given the amount of coffee inside.
What is tiramisu?
This fictional Nigerian restaurant gives Ted and Trent Crimm a very spicy bonding experience.
What is Ola's?
Before the church ceremony, Jim and Pam secretly marry at this famous waterfall.
What is Niagara Falls?
This controversial Disney character revealed her friends' secret hideout, leading to their capture by pirates.
Who is Tinker Bell?
In one of the series' most famous episodes, Jerry and George pitch a sitcom to NBC that is famously described as being about this.
What is nothing?
Often called the world's most expensive spice, this ingredient comes from the dried stigmas of a crocus flower and gives paella its distinctive color.
What is saffron?