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100

Compare and contrast an apple and an orange

Both are fruits

An orange is orange and an apple is red/green

100

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

100

Tell me three types of clothing

Shirt, pants, socks, dress, skirt, shorts etc...

100

What drink is clear and refreshing and you can't live without it?

Water

100

Tell me about a banana

It's a fruit, it's yellow, it has a peel, and you eat it

200

Compare and contrast a bike and a car

Both are used for transportation

A car is bigger and uses gas; a bike is smaller and does not use gas

200

What did the hamburger give his sweetheart?

An onion ring

200

Tell me three types of travel/transportation

Car, bike, plane, train, bus etc...

200

The third planet from the sun and where us humans live

Earth

200

Tell me about a couch

It's a type of furniture, you sit/seep on it, it's bigger than a chair

300

Compare and contrast a pencil and a pen

Both are used for writing

A pen uses ink and a pencil does not

300

Why does the Moon rock taste better than the Earth rock?

The moon is a little meteor

300

Tell me three different fruits

Strawberry, apple, banana, pineapple, blueberry, raspberry, blackberry, grapes etc...

300

What you might feel if you have to watch a movie about paint drying?

Bored

300

Tell me about a tiger

It's a big cat, it's orange with black strips, it lives in the jungle

400

Compare and contrast an iPad and a computer

Both are electronics, use internet

Computer is plugged into the wall and has a keyboard and a mouse

400

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

400

Tell me three different jobs

Teacher, lawyer, doctor, chef, singer, artist etc...

400

What you might use to draw a picture?

Markers

400

Tell me about scissors

It's a type of tool, you use it to cut things, they are sharp

500

Compare and contrast a fish and a whale

Both live in water

A whale is bigger and can breathe air; a fish is smaller and can only breathe water

500

What do you call a one eyed deer?

No eyed deer

500

Tell me three different zoo animals

Tiger, lion, giraffe, monkey, elephant, ostrich etc...

500

Where you go to buy food for your house?

Grocery Store

500

Tell me about a fork

It's a type of utensil, it has prongs, you use it to help you eat food

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