Quiplash Jokes
This joke originated from a certain Gates sister's tendency to stomp around.
What is "BB Goomba"
Pettis Pools, Outback Steakhouse, and Wegmans all have ____ in common.
What are "places that Max has worked"
This musical was a shitshow from start to finish, with memorable moments including Nicole Todd's mom contacting the news due to casting decisions, a new callback list being posted after Wendy Heckman called Mr. Klein, and Josh Boehme's pants falling down multiple times.
What is "Grease: The School Version"
This person is a current U of R senior and in a surprising twist, a belly dancer in their spare time.
Who is "Sarah Chan"
Matt Paez dated this girl for several months, during which she started a Snapchat groupchat with many of Matt's friends and sent a picture of her vocal cords.
Who is "Rachel Magil"
A combination of human girl and machine, this joke is a timeless favorite and is the source of several spin off jokes, including one involving the girl in question's sister.
What is "Anna Falk Robot" / "Dasha Bot"
Erynn Hill, Jazmine Saunders, and Crystal Couch all have _____ in common.
What is "They were all romantically involved with Caleb Benson"
Alec graced the stage in this honest-to-god real musical about a grocery store, directed by Eric Vaughn Johnson.
What is "Produce The Musical"
This person is a current zookeeper at The Wild Animal Park, though they are most known for their past relationship with Anthony Klein and their business, Excelsior Exotics.
Who is "Jack Bebout"
Matt Paez had a crush on this girl during his junior year and they even went to prom together. Unfortunately, she no longer liked him by the time prom rolled around in June.
Who is "Abby Heckman"
This joke emerged after Crystal over-explained a simple college dining concept.
What are "meal swipes"
Shanin Tyo, Mackenna Bishop, and Bekah Benson-Bodder all have _____ in common.
What is "they have a child"
The last musical for director Tina Andersen and quite possibly the worst-selling show that OM&D has seen in a while.
What is "Honk!"
Per their instagram bio, this person is "happily Catholic" and married to an American tomato farmer and Hilton volunteer firefighter.
Who is "Leah Spencer"
Matt Paez shared a legendary kiss with this girl in the Athena hallway during Grad Band.
Who is "Crystal Couch"
This phrase turned into a joke after Alec described how his family celebrated a certain holiday.
What is "Jackson's for Easter"
Dr. Green, Mr. Miller, and the male nurse (without his hat) all have ______ in common.
What is "they are balding"
This tropical spin on a classic musical was put on by Olympia High School and ridiculed by the rest of Greece Central School District.
What is "Cinderella in Fiji"
This person currently works at Delta Sonic Car Wash and frequently posts on Instagram and Facebook. However, their most notable moment occurred when they belted out a certain Kelly Clarkson song during a music trip.
Who is "Carli Santaferrara"
Matt Paez got in big trouble with this love interest when he grunted while trying to lift her during musical rehearsal.
Who is "Mackenna Bishop"
A simple one-word answer, this joke is most often used when one is running out of time and does not know what to write.
What is "oil"
A circle, the Creation of Adam, and a pineapple all have _____ in common.
What are "ugly tattoos that Chris Valincourt has gotten"
This musical, put on by Athena High School, inspired the name of an Athena girls' friend group and subsequently, the groupchat name for Amy, Abby, and Crystal.
What is "Miss Saigon"
This person is the current Athletic Administrator at Greece Athena and is commonly spotted riding around on their John Deere.
Who is "Mr. Lacy"
Matt Paez went on a failed date with this girl, set up by Max and Alec.
Who is "Lili Warren"