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Mr. P.
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Tech Clichés
100

Alex's high-tech presentation solution.

What is a Word document?

100

The reason he fears his grandsons.

What is the BMW Z3?

100

Unrestrained rage-clicking on the mouse and keyboard.

What is the sound of a Sporer lecture?

100

Daniel.

Who is Viktor?

100

The solution to every tech problem ever.

What is turning it off and on again?

200

The most widely used tool in an English classroom.

What is ChatGPT?

200

His favorite topic.

What are Russian tanks?

200

Exorcise demons from the students for fun.

What does Ritter do on breaks?

200

Introverted weirdos.

Who are TI students?

200

The greatest challenge in the field of comp sci.

What is speaking to girls?

300

A great way to interrupt Alex's lecture.

What is a Discord notification in #memes?

300

14, 13, 8, 7.

How old are his grandchildren?

300

Five seconds.

What is the amount of time for calculating an Eimert problem?

300

Breaded-pork cutlet bread roll sandwich a.k.a. Schnitzelbrötchen.

What is the main source of nutrition for BA students?
300

The most common use for a degree in comp sci.

What is fixing your printer?

400

The drive from Berlin and the breakfast break.

What is Alex's preferred lecture prep time?

400

20 minutes.

What is the average duration of an off-topic monologue?

400

Obelix.

What is the fit of Sporer's trousers?

400

An apt description for the gender distribution in a TI class.

What is a sausage fest?

400

The longest thing in a tech person's mind.

What is a password?

500

A piece of hardware that is lost forever.

What is Alex's left caps-lock key?

500

1870–1945 > 2000

What is his ranking of German military eras?

500

Crossword puzzles and databases.

What is a Sporer lecture in engineering mathematics?

500

Red Bull & cigarettes.

What is a breakfast of champions a.k.a. Gewinnerfrühstück?

500

Where techies learn English fr.

What are video games?

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