What grows up by growing down?
A duck or a goose.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
The more you have of it, the less you see.
Darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
a MIRROR
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey.
I am made of metal surrounded by wood. Most everyone has used one. What am I?
A pencil
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me, you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll.
What word can you add letters to that makes it shorter?
Short
Round and thin, red within, with a nail at the end. What am I?
a Finger
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What do the numbers l l, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
They are all read the same upside down.
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting.
Snake
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
a CANDLE
What gives you the ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
How many letters are there in "the English alphabet"?
18
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Hand Rail
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
I start with M, end with X, but can have any number of letters in me. What am I?
a MAILBOX