I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
The more you have of it, the less you see
darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
a MIRROR
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey
I am made of metal surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
a PENCIL
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
He was bald
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
she likes to rock and roll
What word can you add letters to make it shorter?
Short
Round and thin, red within, with a nail at the end. What am I?
a Finger
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
They are all read the same upside down
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting.
Snake
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
a CANDLE
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A Map
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
How many letters are there in "the English alphabet"?
18
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Hand Rail
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
a MAILBOX
What I can see once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a 1,000 years?