What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Teapot
What is full of holes but still holds water?
sponge
The more you have of it, the less you can see.
darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
a mirror
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
I am an odd number, take away a letter and I become even.
Seven
What word can you add letters to make it shorter?
Short
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
a palm tree
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
your name
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
They are all read the same upside down
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
Alarm Clock
If an electric train is traveling south, then which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke. It's an electric train
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
the letter e
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Hand Rail, or carpet
What word is always pronounced wrong?
wrong
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.