Question: A man is found soaked inside a locked room. There are no puddles, broken windows, or leaks. What most likely happened?
Answer: A large block of ice melted.
Question: A man jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and survives. How?
Answer: The plane was on the ground.
Question: If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how long would it take 100 cats to catch 100 mice?
Answer: Three minutes.
Question: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Answer: Short.
Question: How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All 12.
Question: A woman reports her necklace was stolen, but detectives arrest her instead. Why?
Answer: She filed a false report to collect the insurance money.
Question: A woman has seven children. Half are boys. How is that possible?
Answer: Half are boys, and the other half are girls.
Question: Which is heavier: 1,000 pounds of feathers or 1,000 pounds of bricks?
Answer: They weigh the same.
Question: What English word ends with the letters "MT"?
Answer: Dreamt. (Accept "dreamed" only if you want to be lenient, but "dreamt" is the intended answer.)
Question: If an electric train is traveling north and the wind is blowing south, which way does the smoke blow?
Answer: Electric trains don't produce smoke.
Question: A store owner arrives every morning to find money missing, but nothing is ever stolen during business hours. Who is the likely thief?
Answer: An employee with after-hours access.
Question: A truck driver drives the wrong way down a one-way street and isn't stopped. Why?
Answer: No police officer saw him.
Question: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mount Everest.
Question: What five-letter word becomes a four-letter word when you remove two letters?
Answer: Stone → tone (Accept "a five-letter word that becomes a four-letter word" as a wordplay joke if players explain it.)
Question: A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many are left?
Answer: 9.
Question: A man walks into a police station and confesses to a robbery. The police immediately know he's lying. Why?
Answer: No robbery had been reported.
Question: A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. Why?
Answer: He's a barber.
Question: You have one match and enter a dark room containing a candle, a fireplace, and a lantern. What do you light first?
Answer: The match.
Question: What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Question: How many animals of each species did Moses take onto the ark?
Answer: None. It was Noah.
Question: A detective enters a room and instantly knows it wasn't a suicide, even though the victim is alone and the door is locked. Why?
Answer: There are signs someone staged the scene (accept any reasonable evidence like footprints, the weapon placed unnaturally, etc.).
Question: A man opens a door and everyone starts clapping. Why?
Answer: He's entering a stage or performing in a show.
Question: If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, which side does it roll down?
Answer: Neither. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: What starts with "P," ends with "E," and has thousands of letters?
Answer: The Post Office.
Question: Which is correct: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither. The yolk is yellow.