JOHN PORK LORE
who killed john pork
tim cheese
This spacecraft, named after a human trait, successfully landed on Mars in 2025 to search for signs of ancient life.
perseverance
Words like "quickly," "softly," and "yesterday" belong to this part of speech.
adverb
an explorer set sail across the Atlantic and landed in the Americas.
1492
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
a joke
who is john pork's son?
jim pork
fires erupted in which state this year?
california
This part of speech describes an action, state, or occurrence.
verb
9/11
2001
I am an odd number. Take away one letter, and I become even. What number am I?
seven (s/even)
where did john pork grow up? hint: its in georgia
Atlanta
what major league sport started recently?
Baseball
A sentence must have a subject and this to be complete.
predicate
a U.S. president was assassinated at Ford’s Theatre.
1865
The more you have of me, the less you see. What am I?
darkness
is john pork over 6ft? Bonus name his height
no, 5 8
This football team won the most recent Super Bowl in 2025.
eagles
You use these two punctuation marks to set off extra information in a sentence.
parenthesis
an astronaut became the first person to walk on the Moon.
1969
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each catches one fish, but only three fish are caught. How is this possible?
There are only three people—a grandfather, a father, and a son.
where did john pork die? hint, its the meme state
Ohio
This 2024 survival horror game about a group of workers collecting scrap on haunted moons became a viral hit.
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The sentence "She will go to the store" is an example of this verb tense.
future tense
Martin Luther started this religious movement by posting his Ninety-Five Theses.
1517
You see a boat filled with people. It hasn’t sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on board. Why?