Treadmill users, subtract your age from 200 to get your maximum heart rate that's measured in BPM, short for this
beats per minute
It's the most populous city on Lake Michigan
Chicago
Masticate:
This 4-letter action
chew
This hard-rocking group "Got it bad. Got it bad. Got it bad". They're "Hot For Teacher"
Van Halen
Your score on this test is your mental age divided by your chronological age times 100
IQ

Let's blast those biceps! With your muscles fully stretched, resistance will be greater as you rise using a band to do these
bicep curls
The second-largest city in Tanzania is the port of Mwanza on this African lake
Victoria
Cudgel:
A short, heavy one of these
a club
A "young teacher" in this song from The Police has to endure "strong words in the staffroom"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Between 1951 & 1992 there were 928 nuclear explosive tests at the test site in this state
Nevada
Proverbially, you do it to "the numbers"; physically, you do it to your abs, on your back with your knees bent & feet flat
crunches, or crunch
This spa town, a big name in bottled water, is on the French shore of Lake Geneva
Evian
Nubilous:
Literally, this
cloudy
This rapper shows little respect in "My Name Is..." where "my English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high"
Eminem
A detectable increase in human chorionic gonadotropin is the key indicator in this test with 2 possible results
a pregnancy test
Some advice for this 4-letter class--don't stand on the bike pedals with a vertical spine; it reduces power & is bad on your knees
spin class
Come visit Goryachinsk, located on the shore of this oldest & deepest freshwater lake
Lake Baikal
Ectothermic
cold-blooded
In the classic song "School's Out", this man mentions "No more teacher's dirty looks"
Alice Cooper
You can take this test at TheInkBlot.com but you'll get a joke analysis about your personality
a Rorschach test
One dictionary meaning is "to be stationed so as to provide safety assistance"; would you do it for me as I bench 550?
spot
Abu Simbel is on the shore of this body of water that didn't exist before 1970
Lake Nasser
Parturition:
This 10-letter word
childbirth
"The teacher don't know about how to deal with the student body" is from this duo's 1984 hit "Adult Education"
Hall & Oates
This bogus "test" many had to take starting around 1890 was designed to make it impossible for African Americans to vote
a literacy test