Cheesy Dad Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
What object did Lehi’s family use to guide them through the wilderness? (1 Nephi 16)
Answer: The Liahona
You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." Who said it?
Answer: A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
What type of pasta is usually used in mac and cheese?
Elbow macaroni.
What did the ocean say to the Brother of Jared?
Nothing; it just waved.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
In D&C 6:36, the youth theme scripture, what are we told to do instead of doubting?
Look unto Christ.
"Be yourself; everyone else is already ____."
Taken. (Oscar Wilde)
True or False: Mac and cheese was once considered a fancy dish served at parties.
True!
Why did Brigham Young wear a beard?
At first he didn't like it, but then it grew on him.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
In Matthew 11:28, Jesus invites the weary to do what?
Come unto Him and find rest.
"Come what may, and _______." (Elder Wirthlin)
Love it.
What boxed brand made mac and cheese super popular in the 1930s?
Kraft.
Double Points: Give me a better dad joke than Bishop
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
In John 14:6, Jesus says He is the way, the truth, and the what?
The life.
“Believe you can and you’re _____ there.”
Halfway. Theodore Roosevelt
What two dairy products make mac and cheese creamy and delicious?
Cheese & milk :)
When we "come unto Christ," what does He promise to give us? (Hint: Matt. 11:28-30)
Rest
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
In 3 Nephi 9:14, Christ says His arms are open for whom?
All who will repent and come unto Him.
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to ____.”
Turn on the light. — Albus Dumbledore (J.K. Rowling)
Which President helped make mac and cheese popular in America?
Thomas Jefferson.
Why was Jesus so good at math?
Because he multiplied loaves and divided the sea.