Epithelial
Connective
Muscle
Nervous
Tissue Jokes
100

Tissue that covers surfaces and lines organs

What is epithelial tissue?

100

Tissue that supports and connects body parts

What is connective tissue?

100

Muscle you control voluntarily

What is skeletal muscle?

100

found in the brain, spinal cord, and nerves

what is nervous tissue?

100

This muscle tissue works 24/7 and still doesn’t get to clock out.

What is cardiac muscle?

200

Epithelial tissue lacks these

What are blood vessels?

200

Connective tissue with fat storage

What is adipose tissue?

200

Tissue responsible for movement

What is muscle tissue?

200

Nervous tissue is primarily made of what two things

neurons and glial cells

200

this tissue sends messages faster than your group chat.

What is nervous tissue?

300

Single layer of flat cells for diffusion

What is simple squamous epithelium?

300

Connective tissue that transports oxygen

What is blood?

300

Muscle with no striations

What is smooth muscle?

300

3 areas nervous tissue is located 

brain, spinal cord, and nerves

300

This tissue stores fat and doesn’t care about your New Year’s resolutions.

What is adipose tissue?

400

layered epithelium

What is stratified epithelium?

400

Connective tissue that attaches muscle to bone

What is a tendon?

400

Muscle found in the heart

What is cardiac muscle?

400

FILL IN cells that can receive and transmit chemical or electrical signals and FILL IN cells that provide support functions for the neurons by playing an information processing role

1) neurons

2) glial cells 

400

The muscle tissue that contracts slowly, dramatically, and forever.

What is smooth muscle?

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