Our History
These individuals make up the ownership dream team at Cretin Homes. (name all)
Who are Joe Townsend, Matt Sandifer, Paul Titus, Don Fernandez, and Gary Jernigan?
At CTH, we don't just build four walls and a roof, we take pride in building these.
What are Homes?
Every day at 4pm, this TMG employee can be heard expressing his passionate opinions about Smash Bros.
Who is Trey?
This is what HMS stands for, CTH's proprietary app built in-house and used by every employee daily.
What is Home Management System?
CTH packs its bags and heads here for its quarterly meetings.
What is Utah?
Completed in 2005, this sales center consolidated operations and created a centralized customer experience.
What is the Hammond Sales Office?
This TMG employee communicates exclusively in all caps, making every message feel like an urgent announcement
WHO IS TOM?
Solving this classic puzzle taught one TMG employee that any complex problem has a repeatable solution — once you find the system.
What is a Rubik's cube?
This TMG employee has a conspiracy theory for everything. Clear your afternoon, because he will pull up his sources and walk you through every last detail.
Who is Austen?
The Louisiana city where founder Eddie Cretin got his humble start.
What is LaPlace?
The most critical stage of home construction, everything else is built on top of it.
What is the Foundation / Slab Pour?
This TMG employee could vanish at any moment, either grabbing lunch or already halfway down a ski slope
Who is Ethan?
This TMG employee has been with the company longer than anyone else on the team.
Who is George Boihem?
George from warranty introduced the office to this Cajun delicacy that most people would consider a backyard nuisance.
What is a Chadron / Thistle?
The year Cretin Homes merged with Townsend Homes, combining forces to grow the business.
What is 2017?
The typical timeframe from slab pour to move-in day for a CT Home.
What is 4 to 6 months?
This TMG employee's Marge Simpson impression is reportedly spot on.
Who is Tyler Politz?
The office's newest team member that never takes a lunch break and always has an answer.
What is Claude AI?
This was the signature cocktail served at TMG's murder mystery party.
What is a French 75?
Founded in this year, Cretin Homes began its journey in the homebuilding industry.
What is 1976?
The number of architectural styles CTH offers its customers.
What is 12?
Our talented remote draftsman, keeping blueprints on point from afar.
Who is Misty Larson?
CTH's warranty goes above and beyond, lasting this many months — exceeding the legal requirement.
What is 15 months?
By day he sells homes, by night he's commanding the stage as a lead singer of a band.
Who is Michael Grady?