Crazy Composers
This famous composer had twenty children, which may have contributed to his intensely OCD music.
Who is Bach
This Prof celebrated their 19th birthday on Chorale tour, and used to work for the US Cansus Bureau.
Who is Prof. Mason
This type of cookie is used to demonstrate triad construction.
What is an Oreo
This section would be mad that they weren't worth more points, and have a mentality named after them.
Who are the first violins
Dr. B's first and only child so far was born in this year.
What is 2022
This red-headed composer wrote over 500 concertos.
Who is Vivaldi
Taco Bell is a favorite for this prof.
Who is Sarah Dixon
This letter and designator indicate the return of an initial melody with slight modifications.
What is A' (prime)
This section always needs at least three stands per person, despite only playing one note every forty measures.
Dr B. has moved around a lot and has citizenship in these three countries.
What is Romania, Canada, and the US?
This composer bit a wooden rod stuck onto the piano so he could "hear" the music.
Who is Beethoven
This prof with only nine and a half toes made a surprise chapel appearance this semester.
Who is Jen
This harmonic movement is strictly forbidden in any student part-writing, but appears relatively frequently in classical works.
What is a parallel fifth
This section contributes greatly to the number of deaf musicians and has parts that are always just a little too high.
What is the brass section
In this year, Dr. B moved from his homeland to Canada.
What is 1995
Handel wrote 260 pages of music in 24 days for this famous work, which is still widely performed every year.
What is the Messiah
This prof once went Christmas caroling with a melodica.
Who is prof Paul
This key signature is the relative major of Eb Minor.
What is Gb Major
This section in the strings is universally clowned on and often steals the hearts of unemployed violinists.
Who are the violas
Dr. B created a traffic jam after slashing his tires on the metal divider of the Ambassador Bridge while on his way to this American city.
What is Detroit
This local composer started enjoying post-romantic music after his dad suddenly decided a buzz cut was in order.
Who is Ian Pence
This prof performed at the wedding of a top communist official in China.
Who is Prof. Hester
This mode is considered the darkest in Western music theory.
What is Locrian
This section owns a threatening sign in the lower practice rooms.
Who are the cellos
Dr. B spent two summers at these two prestigious schools in the UK.
What are Oxford and Cambridge