The Lady of Luthien
Who is Aragorn?
Before Middle Earth, I went on an adventure to find lost pirate treasure and then went on to challenge the status quo in college football.
Who is Sam/Sean Astin?
The chiefest and greatest of Calamities.
Who is Smaug?
The Flame of the West
What is Anduril?
This Son of Elendil stands beside his more famous brother Isildur in the Argonath.
Who is Anarion?
The Fall of Gil-Galad
Who is Samwise?
Before Middle Earth, I was an agent on Her Majesty's Secret Service, a rifleman in Wellington's army, and have crossed path with both Caravaggio and Jack Ryan.
Who is Boromir/Sean Bean?
This event literally changed the shape of the world.
What is The Akallabeth/The Sinking of Numenor?
Black Pit
What is Moria?
This Prince of Gondor was the first person to hear the prophecy of the doom of the Witch King, but ignored it and became the last King of Gondor.
Who is Earnur?
This member of the Fellowship did not get a chance to partake in Boromir's Funeral Song.
Who is Gimli?
Who is Gimli/John Rhys-Davies?
After this event, Middle Earth's size was greatly diminished.
What is the War of Wrath?
Hidden Rock
What is Gondolin?
These are the three main Houses of the Edain during the First Age.
What are the House of Hador, the House of Beor, and the House of Haleth?
This song is arguably the greatest work of anti-war music in Middle Earth.
What is "Where There's A Whip, There's a War."
Before Middle Earth, I founded the nation of Pakistan, I studied the behaviour of Mogwai, and I brought down the House of Romanov.
This great battle ended up creating a very bloody geographical landmark.
What is the Nirneath Arnoediad/The Battle of Unnumbered Tears?
Radiant Crown
Who is Galadriel?
These chariot driving nomads from the East frequently threatened the Kingdom of Gondor.
Who are the Wainriders?
The elf-eared singer of this song took some shore leave to recount this great tale.
What is The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
Before Middle Earth, I was a Texan Cannibal, an American Yakuza, the Devil, and a Navy SEAL trainer.
Who is Aragorn/Viggo Mortensen?
This event nearly brought ruin to the Kingdom of Gondor was caused by racism.
What is the Kin-Strife?
Last King
Who is Arvedui?
These are the three kingdoms that divided the realm of Arnor.
What are Arthedain, Cardolan, and Rhuadar?