The Singer and the Song
This member of the Fellowship did not sing a stanza during Boromir's funeral song.
Who is Gimli?
Before joining the Fellowship, I went on an adventure to find lost pirate treasure and then went on to challenge the status quo in college football.
Who is Sam/Sean Astin?
The chiefest and greatest of Calamities.
Who is Smaug?
The Flame of the West
What is Anduril?
This king of Gondor was crushed by a rock while attacking Barad-dur.
Who is Anarion?
And O! the rows of silver dishes
and the store of silver spoons!
For Sunday there's a special pair,
And these they polish up with care
on Saturday afternoons.
Who is Frodo?
Before joining the Fellowship , I was an agent on Her Majesty's Secret Service, a rifleman sergeant , and have crossed path with both Caravaggio and Jack Ryan.
Who is Boromir/Sean Bean?
This event literally changed the shape of the world.
What is The Akallabeth/The Sinking of Numenor?
Black Pit
What is Moria?
This Prince of Gondor was the first person to hear the prophecy of the doom of the Witch King, but ignored it and became the last King of Gondor.
Who is Earnur?
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.
Who are Sam, Frodo, and Pippin?
Before joining the Fellowship, I was Indiana Jones' best friend, clashed with Allen Quartermain, discovered Lost Worlds, traveled to space as Leonardo DaVinci, and slide through time.
Who is Gimli/John Rhys-Davies?
After this event, Middle Earth's size was greatly diminished.
What is the War of Wrath?
Hidden Rock
What is Gondolin?
These are the three main Houses of the Edain during the First Age.
What are the House of Hador, the House of Beor, and the House of Haleth?
This song is arguably the greatest work of anti-war music in Middle Earth.
What is "Where There's A Whip, There's a War."
Before joining the Fellowship, I directed Frankenstein, started World War 2, brought down the House of Romanov, and fought for gay rights during the AIDS crisis.
Who is sir Ian McKellen/Gandalf
This great battle ended up creating a very bloody geographical landmark.
What is the Nirneath Arnoediad/The Battle of Unnumbered Tears?
Radiant Crown
Who is Galadriel?
These chariot driving nomads from the East frequently threatened the Kingdom of Gondor.
Who are the Wainriders?
The elf-eared singer of this song took some shore leave to recount this great tale.
What is The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
Before joining the Fellowship, I was a Texan Cannibal, an American Yakuza, the Devil, and a Navy SEAL trainer.
Who is Aragorn/Viggo Mortensen?
This event nearly brought ruin to the Kingdom of Gondor was caused by racism.
What is the Kin-Strife?
Last King
Who is Arvedui?
These are the three kingdoms that divided the realm of Arnor.
What are Arthedain, Cardolan, and Rhuadar?