Catch Phrases
How Tom feels when is blood sugar is high
What is wound up like a tight rubber band
Tom's favorite color
What is one of Tom's Nicknames for Christian
What is Sunshine
The word that Tom uses when he knows how he'll feel after eating something high in sugar or carbs
What is "pavlov"
A phrase Tom says around 4pm every day to communicate that he is tired
What is "I'm hitting a wall"
You're discouraged and Tom is encouraging you about your future
What is "the best is yet to come"
Tom's favorite thing to do to pass time during the day
What is have long and meaningful phone calls
Tom's Nickname for Auntie Cheryl
What is Bambi
A word Tom uses when he thinks something is lame, poorly done, or violently disappointing
What is shlock
Something Tom says when his vacation itinerary works out seamlessly
What is "I love it when a plan comes together"
Something Tom says when he's describing a new friend that he met (typically an athlete that he interviewed)
What is "you'd love him"
The first thing Tom is going to eat when he gets to heaven
What is "warm rice with butter" or "brownie batter out of the bowl"
(either answer is acceptable)
Tom's nickname for Publix
What is pubes
A word that we use instead of "bald"
What is "shaved"
A character trait that Tom often prays for for other people or admires in other people
What is childlike wonder
The phrase Tom says when you catch him sneaking a big spoonful of cookie dough in the kitchen
What is "God helps those that help themselves"
Tom's key to dressing well
What is always build the outfit around the shoes
Tom's Nicknames for our two (now deceased) family cats, Licorice and Pepper
What is Larry and Pee Pee
A word that Tom uses when he's in the middle of telling a story and wants to quickly express that the person he is referring to is a black person
What is brotha
Something Tom says after he tells you to drive safely, but also wants you to know that he's not saying drive safely because you're a bad driver
What is "it's not you it's the other guy"
When Tom is complimenting you and finishes the string of compliments with a funny phrase that is a rhyme and involves witchcraft
What is "no one does the voodoo like you do"
The one and only thing Tom keeps in his car (found in his cupholder)
What is a firm stress ball for squeezing
Tom's not purposeful but slightly anti-Semitic nickname for Trinity
What is Trinity Jew
A word that Tom says after sipping a delicious drink (typically a strong alcoholic drink)
What is "BULLLLYYYYY"
Something Tom says when he's expressing that he enjoys something
What is "I like snacking on that kind of thing"