"It's not tax evasion if you don't get caught!"
Emmit Wagner
"I'm going to _____ you across the football field."
Drop kick/punt
Which 5th grade student's forehead made an appearance on the April Fools Day neverending Google form?
Cameron McAllister
Ms. Tomins' go-to snack when she's feeling ragebaited is Cheez-its and zero sugar Minute Maid lemonade.
Fact
List, in order, the three things that go in an introduction paragraph of an essay.
Hook, Introduce background knowledge, thesis statement
"We're not gonna be able to have fun now... thanks to the KETCHUP BOYS over there."
Harleigh Mahoney
"You're cooked with a _______."
Capital C
Which 5th grade student gave Ms. Tomins her purple fuzzball Needoh?
Chloe Perry Miller
If you don't know the answer to a state test question, guess C and move on.
Not including the state test, how many TOTAL essays have we written so far this year?
4 (3 argumentative, 1 informative)
"Commas are just a period's ugly long-lost cousin."
Camille Moyett
"I'm going to take your Chromebook and _________."
Run it over with my car
Which 5th grade student was the ONE person who was able to complete the April Fools Day neverending Google Form?
Teddy Uehlinger
Mason Stettin brought his TV remote to school one day.
Fact.... unfortunately
Right hand desk drawer, and in her cabinet
"Officer Delinko is such a GigaChad."
Leo Calabro
"This has GOT to be _____."
Rage bait.
Which 5th grade student is obsessed with axolotls?
Ariana Newman
Ms. Tomins is getting her Master's Degree, and then she will be Dr. Tomins
CAP. Only Dr. Tomins if I get a Doctorate Degree
Where did Ms. Tomins attend college, and what year did she graduate?
Kent State University, 2024
Read "Blancaflor" and said, "This is just like Minecraft."
Enzo Martin
"If you're talking, you're _______. And _______s get a ______." (Hint: I say this when we're taking a test/quiz!)
If you're talking, you're CHEATING, and CHEATERS get a ZERO.
Which 5th grade student keeps a Google Doc full of extremely long words that he types over and over?
Gavin Li
Gabe whipped out OATMEAL right after he finished his state test.
Fact. An unfortunately true, shocking, disturbing fact.
Name all of IMS's ELA teachers, from 5th to 8th grade.
Ms. Tomins, Mrs. Koussa, Mrs. Frate, Mrs. Vecchio (the dream team!)