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Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, In sifting a sieve full of full of un-sifted thistles, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, Can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
You guys probably wont pick this one but... ARE YOU A REAL VILLAIN?