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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I have eight eyes, nine heads, sixteen legs, and forty ears. What am I?
A liar
Imagine you're in a room that's filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
I have 5 grapefruits in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Really big hands
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Years ago, six and seven went on a camping trip, and seven 1ted 2 bring 3 knives 4 sur5al, but 6 secretly knew that 7 h8ed him and didn't have be9 in10tions.
If an electric train is moving North at 100 mph and the wind is blowing to the West at 10 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train has no smoke
I am an odd number. Take away one and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (seven-s=even)
What year is Donald Trump's birthday?
Every year
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything. He won't come
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. January 2nd, February 2nd...
Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
This odorless and colorless chemical can be lethal when inhaled, with severe tissue damage occurring with prolonged exposure to its solid form. It is commonly found in products such as baby food, pesticides, and it is commonly used in nuclear reactors
Dihydrogen monoxide
What is this?
(-o-)
Darth Vader's TIE Advanced
A man fell off of a 50-foot ladder, but survived. How?
He fell off of the first rung
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
Robert, my neighbor, a 45-year-old blacksmith is seven feet tall, and eats all day long. What does he weigh?
Iron
What's louder than a jet engine?
Two jet engines
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
According to the AI Overview, 700 pounds
(you must say "according to the AI Overview" as part of your answer to earn points)
What word starts with an "e", ends with an "e", and has only one letter?
Envelope
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth on?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush
How many push ups did George Washington complete in his lifetime?
I don't know
Double Jeopardy!
Name three animals
Dave, Bob, Joe, etc. (Basically any normal human or pet name)
True or false:
E.T. is featured in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, as an alien species known as the Asogians
False. E.T. is featured in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace